


Since I believe in KISS? Keep it Short and Simple, I wish you a very Happy Birthday! You are going to need the lungs of Hercules to assault all these candles by yourself. You're getting older when the candles cost You're so vintage when you gaze at your birth certificate it said expired I just want a girl and a Ferrari car to go on long drive with her.Īs you are suffering from diabetics, I will give you the most desirous gift to youĪnd in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. Son: father I am not going to ask a lot of things on my birthday You're young enough to get away with things,įather: Dear which gift would you like to have on your birthday? Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day.īirthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. The secret to staying young is to eat slowly,

The Best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

I'm not sure what's wrong with your birthday.Įnjoy presents every moment & be happy.Ī few years ago you were young and smart, Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder. People often compare birthdays with boogers. We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space. "Happy birthday! You know you're getting old when you never walk past a bathroom without saying "well, I'm here already – I may as well pee." We still love you anyway! Happy birthday! Having friends never has been more awesome! You truly are a great person to have around, even when you eat everything on the table. May you grow wiser this year HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! There were alot of famouse people born on your birthday. Happy birthday.Īnother year closer to getting those senior citizen seats on buses! Happy birthday. Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more. I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake. My dear friend another year has gone, but unfortunately that doesn't mean you've become any wiser. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.
